can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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