I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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