i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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