the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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