We're like a lot better than the average bears
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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