all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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