The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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