she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my shit smells like andre
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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