Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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