dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
dude. I can hear the air.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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