I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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