Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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