he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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