I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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