life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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