I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
