I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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