Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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