Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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