I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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