oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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