the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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