So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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