Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
A+ Viking dick
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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