After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
