problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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