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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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