All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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