I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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