who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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