thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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