Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He passed out mid-signature
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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