we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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