i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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