sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
