no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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