on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
