Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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