No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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