okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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