Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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