Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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