dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I am naked and annoyed.
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