susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
