North Korea, Best Korea!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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