And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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