What a fucking waste of an outfit
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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