Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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