The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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