I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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