I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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