You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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