Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
