i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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