Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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